➳ Both Clint Barton and Kate Bishop speak to me on a spiritual level and I've got a little fixation with a captain and his iron man as well as an angel and his righteous man.
Queue: 12 AM-12 AM because college
Likes
Chris Evans' squirmy laugh, Kate Bishop and her perfect self just YES LAWD, Marvel Movies, Supernatural, Classic rock and classic cars, comic books, Bucky Barnes' shitty eyeliner job and Steve Rogers' man boobs.
Liz, I uh, I mean chris evans is the steve to my bucky, the bruce to my tony, my best friend, and literally if you don't follow her then what're you doing with your life
Ellen | 21 | Steve Rogers elitist | Bawls daily over two best buddies from the 1940's | Robert Downey Jr. is really rad and Chris Evans makes me sad | The only things i care about are superheroes and three guys in an Impala |
My fiancé’s dad is Arabic, has a really thick accent and doesn’t really understand cursing so when he gets road rage he just puts a bunch of curse words together. My favorite so far “Up shut your ass, motherbitch.”
yoda initially refusing to teach luke in empire is so fucking funny with the added “context” of the prequels… luke is like, “hey i’m sure this soup is delicious but i’m not really hungry so can we please get a move on here i feel like we’re wasting our time” and yoda just… sighs gravely and turns away and summons obi-wan’s spirit and is like, “i cannot teach him… much anger in him… like his father” like yoda PLEASE chill all he did was refuse your five-alarm chili and you’re already having flashbacks to anakin slaughtering a roomful of children